I really think that Quiznos Subs got ripped off by whatever ad firm created their latest commercials. Maybe you've seen them. They feature a freaky looking white turd-like lump with a bad singing voice, which on closer inspection appears to be a dead mouse with really bad teeth and creepy bulgy eyes. And then there's that pirate looking thing playing the guitar. I don't know about you, but a dead mouse singing really badly about Quizno's doesn't make me want to eat a Quizno's sub anytime soon. There really isn't anything about those two (yes, there are two of them) commercials that make me even want to step near a Quizno's.