Got a package in the mail yesterday. Wasn't anything terribly unusual, just one of those promo sized things of deodorant.
What was unusual was who it was addressed to. It was addressed to one of my Hooligan aliases, which as far as I know has never been associated with my snail mail address.
When I first saw the package, I thought "Cool, something from my friends!". But then when I opened it, I was rather disappointed to find that it was just a promotion for a brand of deodorant.
Perhaps my friends are trying to tell me something. I don't think I smell that bad, do I?