I just want to get some sleep

Anybody who's married will tell you that there are times where their spouse wakes them up in the middle of the night. Maybe it's a jab to the side or a kick to the leg while they're sleeping, or nights they can't sleep so you shouldn't be able to either. Or they get up to pee and can't get back to sleep. Sometimes it's for good reason. Other times there's just no reason at all.

I wonder how many of them get woken up by a wet finger in the ear.

Yes, at 2 this morning, I woke up from my peaceful slumber to my wife sticking a finger in my ear. Not just any finger, but a wet one. And it wasn't just moist either. It was a wet, drippy slobbery (at least I hope it was just slobbery) finger being swirled around in my ear.

My wife woke me up with a wet willie this morning. And I can tell you, it is a rather shocking way to wake up.