I was walking down the hall past the Morgue, and noticed they have a new sign. I guess the Morgue people (or most likely some overly-PC administrator somewhere) have decided 'Morgue' is too crass, grisly or scary sounding so now they're calling it 'Decedent Affairs', which I guess is a more PC way of putting things.
My first thought on seeing the sign was "They spelled decadent wrong", but then I wondered what "Decadent Affairs" would be. Probably not entirely appropriate for a hospital. It probably would have been more interesting and a lot more fun though.