Hooligan Ramblings: Lizardman campaigns for DSAUG

During Houseboat Hooligans 4, Lizardmann became a founding member of a new organization called DSAUG, or Don't Shoot At Us Geese. This is the speech he used in an attempt to solicit funds for the cause.

I am campaigning for the D.S.A.U.G. fund. That is the "Don't Shoot At Us Geese" fund. Your worthy contribution will go to either Safeway Travel Miles and/or ballistic vests to provide the waterfowl of today a fighting chance of tomorrow. The natural goose of leisure cannot compete in today's rapidly changing world of target acquisition systems combined with proximity fuses. Thus it is necessary that we allow our feathered friends a fair fighting chance. Your cooperation will be appreciated.