Hooligan Science: The Opgenorth Constant

The Opgenorth Constant was derived in order to explain why the mark you received should be a 10/10. The principles are sound when drunk, but otherwise fails all tests of sober math.

If your mark is A, and the highest possible mark is B, then A*omicron = B*omicron, where omicron is the Opgenorth Constant. Thus, your mark A=B. QED.