Hey, you in the beige SUV

Yeah, you there on the Ashley River Bridge.

Here's a smart little tip. Next time you want to cut across three freaking lanes, you might want to make sure the other two aren't occupied before yanking the wheel over, ok?

It's a good thing my highly honed defensive driving skills (drive like everybody else on the road is an idiot) kicked in because otherwise you would have ended up changing lanes into my engine, rather than ending up a foot off my front bumper.