I found a copy of The Adobe Photoshop Lightroom 3 Book for Digital Photographers by Scott Kelby sitting on my shelf that I'm pretty sure I got for being a Worldwide Photowalk leader a couple years ago..
Since my primary OS is Linux and Adobe is unlikely to release a copy of Lightroom that runs on Linux (yeah, I know, WINE, blah blah blah), this book is just sitting on my shelf taking up valuable space.
If anybody is interested in taking it off my hands, you're welcome to it. If you're local to Charleston, all the better since it will save me the trouble of mailing it.
Update: The book has been claimed.