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Wife's friend: You know one of the bodies in the lab? It's fresh.
Wife: Oh, you mean juicy?

There's no doubt that he's a smart and... he's a smart enemy and he's shown some discipline, that's for sure. I think for the most part over the past year and a half we've killed all the dumb ones and they got the smart ones left.

Captain Griffin, US Marine on the second day of the attack on Fallujah insurgents.

Saw this one belonging to jjshoe in a comment posted in Slashdot and got a kick out of it.

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If you look hard enough, you can always find a free lunch

"No boom?" - Michael Garibaldi
"No boom." - Cmdr Jeffrey Sinclair
"No boom today. Boom tomorrow. Always a boom tomorrow." - Lt. Cmdr Susan Ivanova

Today is the turning point. If you fail now, all you are is someone who's had their finger up someone's butt. But if you pass and graduate, then you're a doctor who's done a proctology exam - Anonymous med student following the male GI/GU examination

Got a kick out of this quote nabbed from oaklandbay's sig over at the Lab Retriever forums.

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them. -Phil Pastoret

My job is to make sure what you want me to do is the same as what I'm going to do. - cardiology resident to referring physician.

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

- Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes

"In physics, you don't have to go around making trouble for yourself - nature does it for you." - Frank Wilczek

Spotted over at Physics Forums

When in doubt, mumble.

I think I know a lot of people who do this.

Found in a fortune cookie from lunch today.

Spotted on the sign for a local vet clinic

Some days you're the dog.
Some days you're the hydrant.

We have firm poop!

Probably only something you'd hear a dedicated dog owner say out loud.

The last week or so Nala's been having issues with really soft runny poop, so finally we decided to drop the fish based food altogether. We had her on 1/2 lamb & rice and 1/2 fish/sweet potatoe for the last few weeks, but after the soft poop started up again, we decided to go with straight lamb & rice food. It's the 2nd day and the poop has started to get more solid. This is a good thing. Nothing worse than trying to pick up soft mushy poop at the dog park. Hopefully it stays this way.

A couple of my favourites from Winnie the Pooh

For I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and Long Words Bother Me - Winnie the Pooh

Owl, you and I have brains. The others have fluff. - Rabbit

A good speech has a beginning, an end and no middle - D Wilson, teacher

This one comes from one of my high school math teachers who gave an address at our commencement. It's something I always try to keep in mind when I have to give talks and presentations.

"Did you see that?"

"I didn't see anything. I'm too busy having heatstroke."

Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.

From The Blues Brothers

"Apply Dog Logic
to Life:
Eat Well, Be Loved,
Get Petted, Sleep a Lot,
Dream of a Leash-Free World"
-SARK

A committee is a cul-de-sac down which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled.
- Sir Barnett Cocks

The supreme goal of all theory is to make the irreducible basic elements as simple and as few as possible without having to surrender the adequate representation of a single datum of experience - Albert Einstein